continued from volume 14
Date: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 10:43:56 PM
Email: cdavis@ireland.com
Name: Ciaran
Message: Hi all, something screwy happened to the last volume (I blame those sheep
- saboteurs!) so I thought I'd better put up a new volume. Keep 'em coming, 'tis fairly
hotting up out there!
Date: Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 04:28:36 AM
Email: MM@sligo.ie
Name: MetalMan & Lady Erin
Message: Greetings and salutations to all readers and visitors of this wonderful
international site. Lady Erin has to undergo fertility treatment. And all this is in a
good cause as we wish to have a new statue in Rosses Point. This statue of a young lady
will be a memorial to all who lost their lives at sea as well as those who left through
Sligo port to emigrate to the new world. All donations gratefully accepted, large or
small. The subscription details are accesible via the ront page of this site. God Bless
you alland this project. Respectfully and love to you all MM and LE.
Date: Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 07:24:00 AM
Email: jmdeveny@pacbell.net
Name: Mickey Deveny
Message: Just found your amazing website. My grandfather was James Edwin Deveny of
Fairmont, West Virginia. Don't know his parents, but am told our name was changed from
O'Deveny after immigrating from Ireland. How common of a name is "Deveny", and
is it related to Devaney perhaps?
Date: Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 09:17:56 AM
Email: -
Name: Seagull
Message: Hmmmm, they seem to have gone quiet....have they quit? Did we win??
Hopefully they've seen the error of their ways, repented, and flung themselves into
Sruth-na-míle!
Date: Friday, October 13, 2000 at 12:03:33 AM
Email: sob@eejit.net
Name: Seamus O'Gallagher
Message: Well,you won't believe this! Incredible is all I can say!!! We have had a
requests for residency here at the E.A FitzPatrick Asylum for Widowed & Orphaned Men
from the following: Mr Liam Lawless or so he now gives his name!!! Mr Horny Ram and seven
sons from Oyster Island, Jock the Ram, Araby Ram and his brother Darby also from Oyster
Island. Begobs P.A. McHugh and Willy Yeats have indeed put the frighteners on these guys.
The E.A. FitzPatrick Asylum welcomes all who have money to support our residents. We don't
ask any questions. And by the way we support the request for funds for the IVF treatment
for Lady Erin.
Date: Friday, October 13, 2000 at 11:58:20 AM
Email: jane.kelly2@virgin.net
Name: Jane Kelly
Message: Hello to you all from Scotland. Why is there no heritage board any more? I
miss it.
Date: Friday, October 13, 2000 at 06:02:59 PM
Email: Burnthecofeedock.com
Name: Jungle Charlie
Message: Yez are for it now lads.I´ve just been out in the middle east this week
with a delegation from Oyster,and let me tell you the boys were so impressed with those
Israeli gunships that they only went and bought ten.When ye hear the ride of the Valkyrie,
you´ll know it´s time to get out of Hacketts.
Date: Friday, October 13, 2000 at 09:52:59 PM
Email: myth@iol.ie
Name: Fire
Message: You've got a nice site here, but you could use some more pics of rosses
point! Or a map of the village. Other than that it's really nice! Keep up the good work
Date: Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 09:19:38 AM
Email: shebeen@coney.rp
Name: McGowan
Message: Why is Coney Island not being mentioned in the war of the penninusula? Are
we black over here or what? Or is it just that St.Patrick left us with peace? Di you know
that some of the residents here are related to Joe Chamberlain? And is it still raining on
Oyster while the sun shines here on Coney? Slan
Date: Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 10:14:35 AM
Email: MM@sligo.ie
Name: MetalMan
Message: I will be leading a delegation with my great friend Seagull to the
government on next Tuesday. We will be demanding that the government locate a department
on Coney Island, Oyster Island and in Harry's Bar. Can all interested parties please
assemble at Sligo railway station in time for the early morning train.
Date: Monday, October 16, 2000 at 09:21:25 AM
Email: gull@point.com
Name: Seagull
Message: We have no argument with the good citizens of Coney! There are a few
sandpipers from Cummeen Strand who have lent a hand, but apart from that....At the moment,
we're eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Brent Geese from the far north. A communicé
from scandinavia tells us that they're looking forward to coming down and joining in the
fray!
Date: Monday, October 16, 2000 at 05:15:33 PM
Email: yeatsirishacademy@hotmail.com
Name: Fran Devaney
Message: There ya go willy......and don´t forget the pints for the other fella.
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 12:20:56 AM
Email: tsc@united nations.com
Name: Tom Shoothecrow
Message: As Commissioner for Animal Rights at the UN I wish to express my utter
condemnation of the way in which you feathered and wool covered members of this community
are behaving. I am here in New York working on the 33rd floor and I have enough complaints
to contend with about human behavior towards animal and bird-life and you shower go
shoneteeing on each other. Koffi Annan and Slick Willy are going to drop into Strandhill
Airport on their return from the Palestinian/Israeli peace meeting. I will meet them and
we will meet you on Coney Island in Ward's Pub and settle this. And if you don't settle
it, I bloody will!
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 12:25:34 AM
Email: iv@dot.com
Name: Ima Vegan
Message: How could you sheep be so dumb as to start a war with birds, We in the
vegan community do our utmost to protect you and this is how you reward us. SHAME ON
YOU!!!!! Stop this war or we will take up eating mutton, lamb, pidgeons, jackdaws,
seagulls and barnacle geese!!!!! Why can't you take a leaf from Billy Boyers and Joe
Carter's jennets? They are so quiet they cannot even win a race.
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 02:52:53 AM
Email: mreecs@yahoo.com
Name: Douglas Edgcumbe
Message: jews & Clinton JEWS?ARABS?AND US I’m sick of what is and has been
going on in the middle east. We started it by turning a blind eye to what the
British/French colonialists did in the early part of the last century where they carved up
the middle east under the infamous Balfour declaration. To young to remember that .
Perhaps you have seen Lawrence of Arabia. This film , for Hollywood is reasonably accurate
and shows the underhandedness of the British and the French. They wanted to control the
riches of the middle east and the way they saw of doing that was to create artificial
countries and maintain their control. The French wanted and got Lebanon, The British
wanted and got what is now Israel etc..
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 02:26:30 PM
Email: jogray@ireland.com
Name: jo gray
Message: visit my web site engoy images of sligo. www.jograyfineart.com
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 03:47:47 PM
Email: jonilynn14@yahoo.com
Name: Joni
Message: Hi there Ciaran....been a long time since I've seen the site...looks very
good!!! Just thought I'd drop in ...say Hi..and compliment you on your work!! :) :)
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 05:28:59 PM
Email: liz@buckhouse.com
Name: ER Liz & Phil the geek Windsor
Message: I'm shocked, I always figured that nice Seagull was an anal retentive like
us on the mainland! Yours liz
Date: Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 05:32:16 PM
Email: Sheepdip.com
Name: The Sheep on Oyster
Message: I believe we shot down the last of the canadian draftees this morning,all
of whom were low flying in a rather antiquated V formation.Their feathers will be put to
good use,by stuffing mattresses which will be used in our new massage parlour and leisure
complex.I hope yacht owners took heed of what one determined suicide seal can achieve ,in
yemen last week.Our seals as I speak are being deployed.Our new gunships should finally
clean up Hacketts roof and I think unconditional surrender by the feathered ones is
imminent.Anyone for boiled owl and essence of fog?I´m off with Dolly to do a bit of
cleansing.BAAAAAAAAAAA.
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 04:48:56 PM
Email: HM@palace.uk
Name: Elizabeth Regina 11
Message: I strongly object to people posing as my husband and I. There is
absolutely no nee for any imposter on this site. We are all quite capable of making our
own statements, and kindly please get your own name.
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 04:52:44 PM
Email: smaf@sligo.ie
Name: St. Martin at the Friary
Message: Brethren, please cease this language of shooting and slaying and in
particular aping a senseless act. A seal like the birds in the sky is intelligent. . .and
as for the intelligence of the ovine, it is probably best left unsaid. After all the
barnacle is a protected species in Ireland. Excuse me Superintendent FitzGerald, but, I
think 'tis time you had a chat with the sheep on Oyster.
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 05:06:17 PM
Email: wingsoverthepoint@secret_hq.com
Name: Seagull
Message: I'll cease all action when they do. We haven't engaged in any hostile
engagements for days now, but those furry IDIOTS just keep on hammering away. Worse than
Russians in Chechnya, they are!
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 06:02:03 PM
Email: Sheepdip.com
Name: The Sheep on Oyster
Message: What in the name of god is that oul mullet the queen of England blathering
on about,sure the tide wouldn´t even take her out.When we finally hand Seagull over to
the international court of human rights, and his evil cohorts are safely baked in a large
pie,maybe then the clatter of a new type of hoof will be heard on horseguards
parade.Lizzie ya might look like Mick Lally in drag but that´s as close to rural Ireland
as you´ll get.Oyster does not forget.......Baaaaaaaa.
Date: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 09:13:17 PM
Email: snipe_r@longgrass.com
Name: The Snipe
Message: Rosses Point through the plughole, a birdseye view! Readers are warned
that their interpretation of the events listed in the preceeding annals will be affected
by spin, the direction of which will relate to the hemisphere in which one is logged onto
this website. One must always retain a certain degree of circumspection about the filings
from our celebrated our war correspondent: Kate the Seagull Adie, aka Charlie Buzzard
Bird,aka Fergal Kittiwake Kean. ........nuff said! Chow old snipey
Date: Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 02:19:20 AM
Email: le@marketx.sligo
Name: Lady Erin
Message: Dear Sheep on Oyster and Seagulls of Rosses, I have stood here for 102
years in all weathers, day and night to honour the MEN and WOMEN of Ireland for their
valiant unselfish efforts. Now, I am well aware nobody mentioned ovine matters or
feathered matters but the matter seems to be that you pair have no grey matter! Either
this entire shennaigans you are up to ceases forthwith or there won't be a sheep or a
seagull left in Sligo. I suggest that you both go and have a drink in Harry's or Austie's
and sort yersel's out. I will pay for all drinks. Slan agus Erin go brath, Lady Erin
Date: Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 08:36:34 AM
Email: mindflower@sympatico.ca
Name: chad philip patrick david gillen
Message: i've just recently stumbled upon these tales of my family heritage. i'm a
poet and a writer, and i live in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. i'd like to delve deeper into
my bloodline. to the earliest records and tales. i dream of the emerald hills and strange
mists and whispering winds. i long to find the mysteries in my mind, and maybe i'll find
them on the isle of destiny. i'm a little curious about austie gillen. he's close to the
same age of my grandfather. his name is patrick as well, and he passed the name on to his
first son (my father was his third). pat jr never had kids. we've been in this area for at
least fifty years. i don't know what you could tell me. i don't know what i'm asking. i
don't even know who might be reading this. aye, say hello to austie, anyway. we share two
of the same names. gillens of sligo. sligo being the name of a poet. not much in my life
happens by chance. i walk close to god. thank you for your time.
Date: Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 01:43:19 PM
Email: GBH@aol.com
Name: George Bernard Hodges
Message: Just a minor point, I greatly enjoy your website (although I must admit,
recently I find it a tiny bit bizzarre), I just wondered why the entries are not entered
timeously in chronological sequence? Is this an Irish thing?, perhaps to improved the
story line or confuse the web reader even more? Keep up the good work GBH
Date: Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 04:00:51 PM
Email: hs@here
Name: Himself
Message: Deer sur/madam can yez pleeze tell me why the entries are gettin' muddled.
Surely they should be by date and not intermixed. Dem blasted sheep must be meddling agin!
Date: Friday, October 20, 2000 at 02:48:43 AM
Email: smaf@sligo.ie
Name: St. Martin at the Friary
Message: Dear Brethren There will be a dance on Sunday from 2 AM to 5 AM in
O'Connell St. Music by the Kilmacshaughlin Five . . .they are all drummers and they are
looking for musicans so if you can play an instrument please take it with you. There will
be free drink for everyone who has their flute in their hands when ordering.
Date: Friday, October 20, 2000 at 09:19:37 AM
Email: cdavis@ireland.com
Name: Ciaran
Message: Hi all, sincere apologies for the recent muddling on the guestbook. I have
no idea why it's happening, some sort of glich in the guestbook programming script, I
fear. I'll fix it this evening. (I still maintain it's sheepish spies loose in the
vicinity of our servers!) Regards and once again, apologies, Ciaran
Date: Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 01:35:09 AM
Email: bcchoi1@unitel.co.kr
Name: BC CHOI
Message: I was living in sligo last 4 years. and many played golf in county sligo
golf course. I like sligo because, most irish very very kind and friendship. Now , I
living , working in korea but If i have any opportunity , i will visit sligo with my
family again. Also, this web site very wonderful and nice. I am very glad contact this
site. and i will introduce about sligo and rossespont to my friend and any good korean.
many thanks Best regards bc choi
Date: Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 08:23:08 AM
Email: fed@upsheep.oz
Name: Fair Dinkum Ernie
Message: G'day Mates on Oyster Island. We the ANZSC . Australian New Zealand Sheep
Corps. . have heard of your troubles. We will gladly send reinforcements if you can send a
ship for us.
Date: Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 03:02:12 PM
Email: sunbather@sealrock.com
Name: Seal
Message: Em excuse us mr sheep , since when did we seals pledge are aliegence to
your kind?? Incase you didn`t notice we dont exactly live down your end in your sewage.
And are rell fed up of you sheep trying to impersonate us by jumping of the island SHEEP
CANT SWIM ,okay so stop trying Ps if I do seam a little OUT OF DATE in my infor for
forgive me , it takes time for news to get here
Date: Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 07:06:20 PM
Email: paddyasjv@aol.com
Name: John O'Reilly
Message: I discovered your website in the Sligo Champion this week and was
pleasantly surprised at how quickly I connected. A very good site! Keep developing and I
look forward to more visits to the site John O'Reilly
Date: Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 02:24:35 AM
Email: MM@sligo.ie
Name: MetalMan
Message: Ladies and Gentlemen It is with great pleasure I invite you to visit the
following web page www.nwchamber.netheaven.com/yeatsativities.html Here you will find
details of the FIRST and by no means the last Interntational Seminar on John B. Yeats.
Indeed, one could say that it was me introduced him to Susan Pollexfen here in Rosses
Point in 1862. For it was here that Susan took him in a little boat to greet the only
Sligo man who has never told a lie!
Date: Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 03:32:18 AM
Email: miseeire@gpo
Name: Maeve
Message: Dear children of Connacht. How on earth did I get around Ireland without
an Iron Rail. . .O my man had an Iron Rail but I never travelled on that!!!! Well it felt
like iron! Now these here sheep have an attitude problem. We never had any of this with
the Brown or White Bull. It seems the Pope has problems with bulls these days. And that
poor man Charlie in his fine Gandon Mansion has a problem with his prostate, appears after
all these years he has no fun in lying prostate. I notice how he compares himself with
some great Irishmen of the past..how about Daniel O'Connell and all his illegutmate
children, does he compare there is he just a plain ordinary one himself!!! Slan agus gra
Maeve of the lusty thighs.
Date: Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 03:36:37 AM
Email: sob@eejit.net
Name: Seamus O'Gallagher
Message: Can someone please tell Mary of Athlone that this here E.A. FitzPatrick
Asylum for Widowed and Orpahned Men is just tha. NO WOMEN ALLOWED. We cannot accept her
request for admission. Now I can refer her to the Mary Magdalen Laundry in Queens. She
could lord it there. Right under the Long Island Railway to remind her of trains and
Iarnrod Eireann. Slan lath agus plaster lath Seamus
Date: Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 12:42:43 PM
Email: bruen@btinternet.com
Name: Jimmy Bruen
Message: The Chatroom is dead.....R.I.P....... Checked in at 1230pm today and
nobody was around...must all be in Austies having a pint...... Can we resurrect it? What
has happened to it?...... And I also think its about time there was another type of Log
opened for all these other types of banter and leave the Captains Log for what is was
originally intented ie. Messages from ex Rosses Point people from around the world and for
the many Guests who visit the site for their comments. I think the banter is great but
lets have another Book for it
Date: Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 07:00:49 PM
Email: snipe_R@longrass.com
Name: The snipe
Message: Methinks the great "Bruen" doth protest too much, he hath a
tendance to repeat himself! Surely the purpose of the Captains log is too permit ex,
virtual and current citizens of the bonny village of Rosses Point to share in a mutual
recorded banter, which is not dependant on just who is in the chat room at a particular
moment. The log allows all, wherever they may be, to join in the crack like Harrys Austies
or Hacketts on a friday night! The snipe
Date: Monday, October 23, 2000 at 01:33:46 AM
Email: declanfoley@ireland.com
Name: declan foley
Message: I was in the chatroom last Sunday and Jimmy did not turn up. Next Sunday
DV I will be there from 12 noon on. Well Jimmy not to many expats and locals write in to
the guest book, and man dear 'tis a lot better than some of the idiocy that appears on
another Sligo 'discussion' page. At least the people who write these little pieces are
including historical events and places in the Yeats Country. . . and indeed often name
some of the great people who have lived there. Slan from Australia Declan Foley once of
The Rope Walk in Sligo town.
Date: Monday, October 23, 2000 at 06:52:38 AM
Email: mistymom@cybercomm.net
Name: mistymom
Message: Just popped in again to say hello to all. Always enjoy reading latest
news. Ciaran, thank you for all your work and effort in keeping this log going with such
delightful "arguments" and the like. Keep up the good work, you're doing a
marvelous job. God bless.
Date: Monday, October 23, 2000 at 05:24:43 PM
Email: Sierra Maestra.com
Name: Fidel Castro
Message: El pueblo Cubano appoya a cien porcien la oveja de Oyster y sus
compañeros en la lucha contra el cruel seagull y el ignorante metalman.La oveja de Oyster
es todo un mito para nuestro pueblo.Hay que tener muchissimo cuidado, ellos quien supponen
que la conquista de esta hermosa isleta sera facil.La lucha va hacer muy larga y
sangrienta.La historia absolvera los ovejas de Oyster. viva la revolucion,viva los ovejas
de Oyster. Y la reina Maeve esta ,es nada mas que una guarra que no ha cambiado las bragas
en mas que cien años........Que asco. Adios FIDEL.
Date: Monday, October 23, 2000 at 09:11:15 PM
Email: amckinney@triple-c-candy.com
Name: Ann Gorman
Message: What a great web site! You did a marvellous job! Up Sligo!
Date: Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 12:18:14 AM
Email: miseeire@gpo
Name: Maeve
Message: Dear Fidel I wouldn't say no to a spell in the leaba with ye, but, your
message to say the least is all Latin to me. How about a translation. No, no I'm not
talking about Brian Friel's bloody play.
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 12:37:03 AM
Email: MM@sligo.ie
Name: MetalMan
Message: Now Martin, I enjoyed that trip around town too, I wouldn't mind seeing
some more places and meeting a few more characters.
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 03:59:42 AM
Email: berg@mtangel.net
Name: Bob & Joni
Message: Hope to visit your area next year. Just looking for info now. We've never
been overseas before so we need lots of help planning our trip.
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 09:24:50 AM
Email: cdavisatirelanddotcom
Name: Ciaran
Message: Well, this volume seems to be working alright again. Thank goodness for
that! As for the chatroom, well, I'm as guilty as anyone for not showing up. To tell the
truth, I spend so long in front of a computer at work, the last thing I want to do at the
weekend is sit in front of one at home. But I will strive to put a look in on Sunday!
Cheers, Ciaran
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 09:40:19 AM
Email: birds@nomorefighting.com
Name: Seagull
Message: I, Seagull, being of sound(ish) mind and wings, in light of the horrendous
carrying on in the Middle East, do hearby request a ceasefire in the on-going conflict
with the self-styled "sheep on Oyster". I feel it has gone on long enough with
terrible casulties on both sides. This is NOT a surrender, I'm simply proposing that both
sides call off all hostilities simultanously. What d'ye reckon, lads??
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 04:19:25 PM
Email: miseeire@gpo
Name: Maeve
Message: O Jesu Joy Forever!!!! Now do you know Seagull and Sheep on Oyster if you
can do this withour surrendering we could help the mob in Ulster to do the same. Lets
drink in Sonny Bree's in Strandhill . . a neutral venue, no not the bloody Venue. Did I
ever tell you about the Bishop's driver? He went into Sonny Bree and said he had the
Bishop and three priests in the car outside.Sonny sent out three balls of malt and three
pints gratis. After the fourth drink he heard the singing and went out to the car park and
there were three gurriers from Sligo in the Bishops Austin 12. Slan
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 06:33:37 PM
Email: Sheepdip.com
Name: The sheep on Oyster
Message: ´Not if the guestbook is going to go back to the maudlin ,luvvie,mutual
backslapping, borefest that it was....at least now we can at last see a bit of wit and
imagination out there......yes even you seagull..Baaaaaaaaa.
Date: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 10:47:32 PM
Email: timonewell@hotmail.com
Name: Timmy Newell
Message: I hear the sloes are soaking in a marion cottage .... will make an
appearance at christmas
Date: Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 04:02:13 AM
Email: donkey@oysterisland.ie
Name: Neddie
Message: Well how about all of the s#*@ I had to put up with? At one stage one
could not discern the cross on my back with the balls of s#*@ hitting me. And then those
blasted sheep would misfire, yes, I got hit again. And when the 'ammuntion' the sheep
fired up and came back down, I GOT IT AGAIN!! So stop this S#*@ once and for all.
Date: Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 09:48:44 AM
Email: dog@mange.com
Name: dog in the manger
Message: Martin, could start a new party in the chat room for "superior"
current Rosses point folk, how about the "Me fein" party. Forgive me for
chippiness, but I hope he does'nt start hearing himself talk back. Yours etc, a "ex,
hasbeen, former Sligonian" (hopefully) no longer dazzled by the sight of mine own or
my neighbours navel.
Date: Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 04:30:34 PM
Email: dfoley@interfusion.net.au
Name: Declan Foley
Message: At least Martin had the decency and honesty to put his name to his
message. . .typical Sligo begrudger..dishonest, uses an alias. If you can't put your name
to a criticism, please don't make it. All that many us are doing is to celebrate our Sligo
ancestry and birthplace of which we are VERY PROUD, despite mangy dogs pissing upon
anything that Sligo people ever attempted to do that would make their County one of the
best.
Date: Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 08:41:49 PM
Email: ..
Name: Ciaran
Message: Now now, it was fine when it was good, harmless slagging. But I'll have
none of this venomous slandering on this guestbook!
Date: Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 01:53:34 AM
Email: dfoley@interfusion.net.au
Name: Declan Foley
Message: Excuse me Mr Sheep on Oyster, my grandfather John Foley was born at Cregg
on the 23 April 1872. My parents lived in Rosses Point in 1937. Therefore our association
with Rosses point is long lasting. And the Kanes always visited their every Sunday in the
summer. Indeed without people like us visiting your economy would be sheepish to say the
least. Methinks 'tis high time Caruso Finan and Blind Paddy Healy rounded you up and took
you to the abbatoir!!!!
Date: Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 01:58:59 AM
Email: donkey@oysterisland.ie
Name: Neddie
Message: Mr Sheep, so your the cuckoo in the nest. If I ever catch you riding on my
wife without a saddle, it's not your ears I'll clip.
Date: Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 09:20:26 AM
Email: stc@iona.scot
Name: St. Columba
Message: My dearly beloved children of Ros Ceite and I include the beasts and the
birds and the fishes,and the flowers and the wheat and the barley and the CAP milk quotas.
Can you plese turn to prayer instead of flingin s#@t at each other. Pray strong prayers
and give stronger prayer back. P.S. Has anyone a tip for the Melbourne Cup?
Date: Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 02:52:20 AM
Email: tsc@united nations.com
Name: Tom Shoothecrow
Message: Will you all be in the chatroom tonight?
Date: Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 03:47:54 AM
Email: sgbil@rp.ie
Name: Seagull's brother-in-law
Message: Well now Sheep your wrong there, it was a Devaney originally from Greece
who your grandmother used to 'try' and hide from. In fact it was her who gave birth to the
first 'black-sheep' on Oyster. And it was the fault of that 'black-sheep'that brought the
peelers to built a polis station in the Point. So don't throw any more stones. We birds
were here before any of you blasted smelly woolly-jumpers and we know the facts!!!
Date: Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 03:44:38 PM
Email: Sheepdip.com
Name: The Sheep on Oyster
Message: Those gulls are still squacking up the wrong lighthouse and we certainly
got to the holier than thou mob.BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Date: Friday, November 03, 2000 at 02:47:15 AM
Email: cb@pirateheaven.org
Name: Captain Black
Message: I'll come abck and haun the lot of ye! what's this here rumour about The
Elsinore being for sale? Aye, shiver me timbers, I hope 'tis a native buys it.
Date: Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 01:29:30 AM
Email: CartronBay@aol.com
Name: Liam Tymon
Message: Hello to Roddie and all at Austies from Liam in new york
Date: Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 03:58:23 AM
Email: clc@victualler.ie
Name: Cheep Lamb Chops
Message: Be the holy good God, Liam Tymon finanly logs in and only greets that
townie Roddy Gillen. Giving their age away by that. I remember Roddy selling Lucan ice
cream, and his brother Gavan with the chemistry set he got for Christmas '54! Anyway,
that's not what I'm on about. Today Saturday from 12 - 3 there will be cheap lamb chops,
legs of mutton and other sheep parts for sale. I'm going to slaughter the lot!!!!!! The
constant baaaaaaing of these motherless sods has got to me at last.
Date: Sunday, November 05, 2000 at 01:17:19 AM
Email: jed3908@hotmail.com
Name: Jerry DeVaney
Message: It's a beautiful place. I'd love to visit in person someday.
Date: Sunday, November 05, 2000 at 01:43:48 AM
Email: wby@drumcliffe
Name: The Eminent distortion at the bank
Message: I'm soaked. Why could you not have included a jolly old brolly in the
design. And to add insult to injury every dog of Sligo has his day here as they pass by.
When this was happening to the names of the members of the borough council on the plaque
on Hughes Bridge it was raised in the council chamber. Can the standing or sitting memebr
for this ward take it up please. I would be grateful.
Date: Sunday, November 05, 2000 at 01:49:10 AM
Email: sgbil@rp.ie
Name: Seagull's brother-in-law
Message: Well I never laughed as much as I did this Saturday. The sheep were so
scared after hearing of the lamb chop and mutton sale they actually emptied themselves and
are now s#%@less to say the least. They hired a boat and went out on the bay for a day -
to hide. They looked so sheepish coming back soaked after dark. haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa
haaaaaaa
Date: Monday, November 06, 2000 at 08:08:23 PM
Email: Ismise@eire.com
Name: The Craven Cur
Message: The page seems to have gone kind of dead recently, perhaps there all in
the chat room. That ould mangey dog got an awful boollicking from the RP manger dwellers.
Still there's no better poetic justice for such a liteary spot than the begrudgers
begrudging the begrudgers! That poor mutt sure got his dose of flatulence (N. an emergency
vehicle that picks you up, when you've been run over by a steamroller), Is mise le meas,
Cu` na h'Eireann
Continued in Volume 16